Last night, we used an acoustic guitar in a song... I know, I know what you're thinking. But, look, here's me being repulsed by our own behaviour. Check that melted facial expression. I look like I've just discovered the cure for male pattern baldness, but then lost it down the back of a sofa. Absolute disgust with myself.
Listen, right, when we put that tweet/farcebook message out last night about using an acoustic, it caused a genuine backlash. You were outraged, causing one man to say "NoooooOOOOOOoooo!!" and another to cruelly tell us we were dead to him. Some were less understanding. We tried to rectify the situation by saying we'd put a ring modulator, and Alex Barrett jumped to our defence saying we made a guitar sound like an old Spectrum once, so you should have faith in us. And, yes, Physfans, you should.
Our use of the acoustic adheres strictly to our Physics regime of doing things badly. You will find no sour ballad on this record, particularly not with an acoustic backing. But, then again, we do make a habit of contradicting ourselves as often as possible. Don't we? No. Yes.
